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she of little faith [Oct. 11th, 2005|02:47 am]
lisa walks into the springfield buddhist temple to find lenny and carl meditating

richard gere: buddhism teaches that suffering is caused by desire
lisa: (gasps) richard gere?!
lenny: ooh! the world's most famous buddhist!
gere: well, what about the dalai lama?
lenny: who?
carl: you know, the fourteenth reincarnation of the buddha avalokitesvara
lenny: who's buddha?!
gere: it's a good thing buddhism teaches freedom from desire, cause i've got the desire to kick your ass!

hahaha my favourite passage from quite possibly my favourite simpsons episode (s13e06)
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